She runs out and buys the girl a football
. Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
. . He proceeded to take them off and lay them up on a shelf, and only then did he take off his shorts and lay down buck naked on the floor
She runs out and buys the girl a football
. Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
. . He proceeded to take them off and lay them up on a shelf, and only then did he take off his shorts and lay down buck naked on the floor
She runs out and buys the girl a football
. Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
. . He proceeded to take them off and lay them up on a shelf, and only then did he take off his shorts and lay down buck naked on the floor
Maribel Verdu - Huevos de Oro (1993)